Friday, December 11, 2009

The best (?) pickup line ever

My friend D believes that this is the best pick up line ever, though he probably would never have the guts to use it on a girl he's really interested in:

(walks up to a girl)

"You're mom's an asshole."

"..what?!  why?"

"'cause you're THE SHIT."

when he told us this line, bunch of immature guys including myself cracked up laughing.  In writing, it's not that funny but it's the way D presents himself that makes this joke work.  But as funny as this is, I can't help but to imagine a situation where a guy completely screws up, something like this:


(walks up to a girl)

"you're an asshole."

"..what?!  why?"

"because your mom's shit.  oh wait...  fuck."

It wouldn't be pretty, but I think it would be kinda funny - to everyone uninvolved that is.

3 comments:

  1. HAHA... pretty good pretty good!

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  2. HAHAHA yeah you have to present that kind of thing correctly otherwise it's a complete failure.

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  3. haha it would be pretty funny if I screwed up like that.

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