I saw this note on my brother's facebook, posted by our mutual good friend, Danny:

"hey man, it's been a long time. you're looking good, though, all professional and everything. and you didn't get chubby like fred, so good job on that. =)"

 

I think I literally shouted out, "what the fuck?" and wrote this on my brother's wall:

"hey hyung, it's been a long time. you're looking good, though, all professional and everything. and I think I'm gonna compliment your good looks on a public domain by saying how you DON'T look like someone, namely Danny, so good job on that. =)

...seriously? I weep for common decency."

Hopefully I will never compliment people this way in public.

*p.s. Danny is still a good guy in my book.  I didn't appreciate the comment though.