Once in a blue moon, I like to take a look at "suggested friends" link on facebook.  To find new friends?  no.  Then why, you might ask.  And the reason is, I like to search for people that unfriended me on facebook.  I can't name everyone that has, but I can name you five people that have.  Granted, I wasn't really close with some of those people, but that doesn't change this:  I'll remember you fuckers.  har har. just kidding.  well, 98% of it was a joke.  I'd love to say that I don't give a damn and play it off cool, but in reality, I do care slightly. If I could express my nonchalance on a pie graph, it would be 98% whatevers and 2% what the fuck. 

Sure they'll probably never see me again, but I can say the same thing to about a hundred other people, and I'm sure most people can.  But I don't unfriend people, just because it takes too much damn effort to go through the list, choose my targets, evaluate my past relationship with them, predict our future relationship, execute, and take the risk of that person finding out and secretly hating me.  All I can say is that at least 5 people were willing to go through all that trouble or hate my guts.  whee. 

Okay, I lost interest in this topic already.  I bought a mini globe last week.  It's fantastic.