I'm watching American Beauty.  In the beginning of the movie, a forty-something year old man masturbates inside a bathroom, confessing that it is the highlight of his day.  I hope that doesn't happen to me.  I have ten years.  fml.  When did I get so old.  I spent at least the half of my twenties droning - staring at a screen to be exact.  I hope I won't say the same thing about the next decade.

p.s.  Grammatically speaking, "fuck my life," is a command, which implies that the subject is you.  Hence, the real sentence reads, "you (the subject) fuck (the verb) my life."  It just doesn't sound the same.